the Torah Academy farbreng with avraham fried!!!

joke of the day!!!!!

So St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven, and asks the next one in line "So, who are you, and what did you do on Earth?"
So the fellow says "I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black to be elected President of the United States."
St. Peter says "The U.S.? A black President? You gotta be kidding me! When did this happen?!?"
And Obama says "About twenty seconds ago."

joke of the day!!!

Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.